Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Dingleberries

In my last post, I talked about 'turds'. This time I will mention 'dingleberries'. Unlike turds, dingleberries keep 'hangin' on', lingering. A general wipe dosen't eliminate them. You need a real strong 'scrub' to cleanse them. This Nov.2 brought us a good scrub. Nancy Pelosi, the lead dingleberrie, was finally washed out. It is a very clean feeling to eliminate an anal irritant that constantly makes it impossible to sit still. Almost like pinworms or hemmorroids. Let's hope the new crop of conservatives will offer us a 'soothing balm' and healing relief. I'm already feeling some results, as I can sit still long enough to write this.

-ski

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